Today Is Wife Day

Psychology ka practical ho ra tha. 

Profesr ne 1 chuhe k liye ek tarf CAKE or dusri tarf CHUHIYA 🐀rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki tarf lapka

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kr ROTI🍪 raki.

Chuha Roti🍪 ki tarf lapka

Kai baar food-items badle mgr chuha har bar food ki tarf bhaga.

Profesr: So students, its proved ki Hunger is bigger than need for girls.

Itne me last row ki bench se Ranchor das chanchad bola: Sir, 1 bar chuhiya🐀 badal ke bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski "BIWI" ho...

Today is WIFE DAY

Happy Wife Day
Poori Ramayan biwiyo ki kahani hai!

LAXMAN apni biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala aaya...

RAAVAN doosre ki utha ke phas gaya...

Sugreev ne RAM ka saath is liye diya kyo ki use apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...

HANUMAN ki apni thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhoondhne ke chakkar me LANKA jalaa daali...

RAM ko apni waapis chaahiye thi to use 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua??

jis biwi ke kaaran itni RAMAYAN hui wo to underground ho gayi.

Abhi socho itna jhamela hua kyo??

Kyo ki DASHRATH ki 3 biwiya thi!!

MORAL: Puraane zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab bhagwaan hi biwi se nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan hai....
♻Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khubsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisayChaal
:
〰Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisi Methee awaz di
:
Phool cmasoomiat di
:
Gulab se. Hont
:
🐝💧Shehad cmitas di
:
💞Pyar BhraDil Dia
:
💬Phir
?
?
Phir kya hua jante ho ?
?
Ek ZUBAN Di
aur
SabSatyaNaas Ho gaya
:
🔃Har♻waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛
♻send this to every husband who can enjoy it and to every wife who can tolrate it. 😎

Jinki shadi nahi hui JEELO
Jinki shadi ho gayi JHELO
 Today is WIFE DAY!
Always Love Wife.

Ultimate Hit!!
HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh 

SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND:
Memsab se baat karao

SERVANT:
Wo to Sahab ke sath kamre 🚪me hai

HUSBAND:
Par Sahab to mai hoon

SERVANT:
Ab me kya karu?

HUSBAND:
Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon
After killing..🔪

SERVANT:
Lasho ka kya karu?

HUSBAND:
Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool me phek ke bhaag jaa

SERVANT:
Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai.. 😯

HUSBAND:
Oh Sorry, Wrong Number