Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Easy To Criticize But Difficult To Improve

Read How Modi is Criticized by his opponents and by media men

पत्रकार - मोदी जी , आपको कौन
सा फल पसंद है ?
नरेन्द्र मोदी - एप्पल
पत्रकार - ब्रेकिंग न्यूज
मोदी जी को आम , अमरूद और
केले पसंद नहीं है , देखते है कांग्रेस
के नेता इस विषय में क्या कहते है?
मनीष तिवारी - मोदी जी को एप्पल
यानि लाल रंग का ही फल पसंद है
यानि खुन का रंग पसंद है, यानि
मोदी जी को अमन और शांति नहीं
अहमद पटेल - मोदी सिर्फ हिंदुत्व
की बात करते है | हरे रंग का फल
उनको पसंद नहीं है, इससे साफ
जाहिर होता है कि मुसलमानों के
प्रति उनकी भावना अच्छी नहीं है
नितीश कुमार - मोदी जी की ऐसी
भाषा की वजह से ही हमनें NDA
से अलग होने का फैसला लिया था
राहुल गांधी - मोदी जी कभी ये
क्यों नहीं बताते कि उनको कौन सी
चॉकलेट पसंद है, देश को हक है ये
बात जानने का
सोनिया गांधी - हे बगवान इथना
मेहगा पल करीदने के लिये इनके
पास पयसे कहा से आये
भौं भौं भौं - बताइए ये कौन हो सकता है..?

During interview time

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed

Another Interesting and Motivating Story

Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people's opinion about his caliber and painting skills.
He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -"I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever you see a mistake."
While he came back in the evening to collect his painting he was completely shattered to see that whole canvass was filled with Xs (crosses) and some people had even written their comments on the painting.

Disheartened and broken completely he ran to his master's place and burst into tears.
This young artist was breathing heavily and master heard him saying, “I’m useless and if this is what I have learnt to paint I'm not worth becoming a painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel like dying"
Master smiled and suggested "My Son, I will prove that you are a great artist and have learnt flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It WILL work."
Young artist reluctantly agreed and two days later early morning he presented a replica of his earlier painting to his master. Master took that gracefully and smiled.
"Come with me. " master said.
They reached the same street-square early morning and displayed the same painting exactly at the same place. Now master took out another board which read -"Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I have put a box with colors and brushes just below. Please do a favor. If you see a mistake, kindly pick up the brush and correct it."
Master and disciple walked back home.
They both visited the place same evening. Young painter was surprised to see that actually there was not a single correction done so far. Next day again they visited and found painting remained untouched. They say the painting was kept there for a month for no correction came in!
Moral of the story:
It is easier to criticize, but DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE!
So don't get carried away or judge yourself by someone else’s criticism and feel depressed...

One day, an angel was roaming in the forest. It was a very beautiful day. The angel saw trees touching the sky, and leaves were swinging with cool breeze. Flowers were smiling, painted with beautiful colors, and the birds were singing. Angel was very pleased to see the beauty that God had created; it was a magical feeling.
After walking a little further, the angel saw a rose plant. The rose plant was crying. The angel felt very sad.
The angel asked the rose plant, "Why are you crying, my child?"

The rose plant replied, "God doesn't love me as much as he loves other plants."
And the angel said, "What makes you think that, my beautiful?"
Rose plant then said, "God gave me a thorn."
The angel said, "Awwww, God didn't give you a thorn, you were born with the thorn. God blessed you with a beautiful flower with beautiful carved petals. God blessed you with a sweet fragrance. You are remembered as a symbol of love. God blessed your beauty to live with the thorn."
Live your life with your strength, not with your weakness.

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