A Few Excellent Jokes

*Boss : Where were you born ..?*
Sardar : *India ..*
Boss : which part ..?
Sardar : *What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.*

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*Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.*

Sardar 1: *What would you do if the bomb explodes while  fixing.*
Sardar 2 : *Don’t worry, I have one more.*

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?
*Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.*
Sardar : *Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.*

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*At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!*
*Sardar : Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying ..?*

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*Sardar : U cheated me.*
Shopkeeper : *No, I sold a good radio to u.*
Sardar : *Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘*

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*Tourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?*
Sardar : *An old king’s skeleton.*
Tourist : *Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?*
*Sardar : That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child ...*

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*Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?*
*Sardar : ZEBRA*
Teacher : *How?*
Sardar : *Bcoz it is Black & White*

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      Sardar attending an interview in Software Company ..
*Manager : Do U know MS Office .?*
*Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.*
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Sardar : *Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.*
Doctor : *When .?*
Sardar : *3 Months Ago*
Dr : *What were u doing till now .?*
*Sardar : We were using duplicate key*

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     *Sardarji made a call to airport "How long is the journey from India to America .?"*
*Girl : One second sir ...*
*Sardarji : Thanks .!!*

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*Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter ...*
*Haha...I have seen ur password ..*
Mandhar singh : *What is it .?*
Jandhar : *it is four stars (****)*
Mandhar : *Haha .. wrong .. it is 3384. oye .. oye ..*

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*Teacher : How does the hen comes out of the egg ..?*
Sardarji : *Oye ..that is not a big question .. madam .. the big question is .. how the hen went inside the egg ..!!*

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      *Sardar's friend : Sardarji, how was ur exam?*
Sardarji : *Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'. I thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!*

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    *One tourist from USA asked : Any great man born in this village?*
*Sardarji : No sir, only small babies .!!*

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*Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.*
*Tourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?*
*Sardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!*

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*Sardar : Doctor, In my dreams .. rats play football every night..*
*Dr : OK .. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.*
*Sardarji : can i start from tomorrow ?*
*Dr : why?*
*Sardar : Bcoz today is FINAL .!!*

*Keep Smiling ..
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