Thursday, September 19, 2013

Some Joke On Sardar Ji

5 Sindhis & 5 Sardars were travelling by train from Pune to Mumbai. At Pune Rly station both groups decide to prove their superiority.

Scene 1(Pune-Mumbai): 

5 Sardars bought only 1 ticket. 5 Sindhis bought 5 tickets. Sindhis were desperately waiting for TE to come.
When TE arrived, all Sardars went to one toilet. So when TT Knocked , one hand came out with ticket and the TT went away.
On return journey, both groups did not get a direct train to Pune. So they decided to take a passenger train upto Lonavala, so that from there could get a local train to Pune.

Scene 2(Mumbai-Lonavala):

Sindhis decided that this time they would buy only 1 ticket. Sardars did not buy any ticket at all.
Before TT arrived, all Sindhis went into a toilet. Then 5 Sardars also went to opposite toilet.
One Sardar got out and knocked the door of Sindhi toilet. One hand came out with ticket, which Sardar took and entered Sardar toilet.
TT drove out all the 5 Sindhis from the toilet. They were heavily fined.

Scene 3 at Lonavala:

Both groups were at Lonavla. Sindhis planned their move for a last chance. This time, they decided to play the one-ticket trick. All Sidhis took 1 ticket. Sardars bought 5 toickets when TT came, all Sardars showed their tickets. Siidhis were still searching for the toilet in the local-train…

Conclusion: Technically, intelligent people are geniuses. Never mess with Sardars. Sardars rock…..

A lawyer went duck hunting in Punjab. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Punjab. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old Punjabi. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the City lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old fool, now it's my turn."

The old Punjabi farmer smiled and said, "Now, I give up. You can have the duck."

Once a Sardar walks into a bank in Mumbai & asks for a Rs. 50,000 loan.

The bank asks for Security & the guy hands over the keys & documents of his 7-Series BMW which is parked on the street in front of the bank.

After all necessary checks the bank agrees to grant him the loan.

The bank's President & all officers enjoy a good "laugh" For  Sardar ji, who used a 1 crore BMW as collateral against a Small Loan of Rs. 50000.

The car was parked in the banks garage safely.

2 months later the guy returns & repays Rs. 50,000 & the interest which comes to Rs. 1250.

The loan officer says, Sir We are very happy to do this transaction, but we r a little puzzled, while u were away, we checked you out & found that you r a "MULTIMILLIONAI ­RE",
then why did you bother to borrow 50,000??
Sardar ji  replies, where else in Mumbai can I park my car for 2 months for only 1250 and expect it to be there when I return?? :D:D

The Sardar Ji  smiles & says.. Pleasure doing Business with you all....


Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 year war?

A) 116
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?


Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?


Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific. , has its name based on which animal:


Sardar gives up.
.If You think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again... !

Sat shree akaal!

Source Facebook Vijay Kumar Singhal

This is a killer.....
First Joke on A Sardarni ... 

A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in Economy Class gets up,

 and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant 

watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells Gurpreet, that she 

paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

Gurpreet replies, "I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and 

I’m staying right here."

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot 

that there is a Sardarni sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and 

won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because she only 

paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet 

replies, "I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying 

right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot 

The pilot says, "You say she is a sardarni? I'll handle this; I’m married to a 

sardarni. I speak sardar's language."

He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says, 

"Oh, I’m sorry." 

and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to 

make her move without any fuss.

"I told her, 

"First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh." ....

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