Some Jokes On Children

Aaj k shaitan bacche
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. 
pyar se MAA kehta hu 

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.

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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi.

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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Lazyness rocks:

Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll

एक जनाब अक्सर अपनी बीबी को छेड़ा करते थे। जब भी वे काम पर जाते तो बोलते:
"गुड बाय! चार बच्चों की अम्मा। "
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बीबी बहुत परेशान! 
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एक दिन उसने भी जवाबी हमला बोल दिया। जैसे ही पति बोला,
"गुड बाय! चार बच्चों की अम्मा!"
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बीबी बोली : "बाय बाय, दो बच्चोँ के बापू...!"

Biggest Mystery Of This World Is:~

"The Stupid Are Highly

Confident And The Intelligent Are Full Of Doubts.....!!!!

>> Believe yourself,value your inner beauty and be open to 

opportunities.Beauty is nt d face;beauty is light in d heart.

>> Your heart can break, your soul can ache,

your confidence can shake,

your smile can b fake,

but 

your life is never a mistake.!

Live life king size

Love is a Post Card,

Life is a Visiting Card,

Wife is a Memory Card,

pati is ATM card

girl friend is a Debit card

saali is a Recharg card

Mother father is Pan card

saala is a " FARZI CARD "

child is a Identity card

But Friends are .......
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"AADHAR" Card

Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege