Wonderful Definitions

आधुनिक काल के दोहे..

कर्ज़ा देता मित्र को, वह मूर्ख कहलाए,
महामूर्ख वह यार है, जो पैसे लौटाए...

बिना जुर्म के पिटेगा, समझाया था तोय,
पंगा लेकर पुलिस से, साबित बचा न कोय...

गुरु पुलिस दोऊ खड़े, काके लागूं पाय,
तभी पुलिस ने गुरु के, पांव दिए तुड़वाय...

पूर्ण सफलता के लिए, दो चीज़ें रखो याद,
मंत्री की चमचागिरी, पुलिस का आशीर्वाद...

नेता को कहता गधा, शरम न तुझको आए,
कहीं गधा इस बात का, बुरा मान न जाए...

बूढ़ा बोला, वीर रस, मुझसे पढ़ा न जाए,
कहीं दांत का सैट ही, नीचे न गिर जाए...

हुल्लड़ खैनी खाइए, इससे खांसी होय,
फिर उस घर में रात को, चोर घुसे न कोय...

हुल्लड़ काले रंग पर, रंग चढ़े न कोय,
लक्स लगाकर कांबली, तेंदुलकर न होय...

बुरे समय को देखकर, गंजे तू क्यों रोय,
किसी भी हालत में तेरा, बाल न बांका होय...

दोहों को स्वीकारिये, या दीजे ठुकराय,
जैसे मुझसे बन पड़े, मैंने दिए बनाय...😛😛😛😛😛

Outstanding Coincidences of Words................. Read till end 

Hate has 4 letters 
so does Love.............
Enemies has 7 letters
so does Friends........

Lying has 5
so does Truth....................

Negative has 8
so does Positive.......

Under has 5
so does Above....................

Cry has 3 letters
so does Joy..........

Anger has 5 letters
so does Happy.......

Wrong has 5 letters
so does Right.. .....

Are they by Coincidences??????

It means Life is like a Double edged Sword,
We should choose the better SIDE of LIFE......!!

By the way Manmohan has 8 letters and so does Narendra.

Worth reading 

A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in life.

Professor offered them coffee & returned from kitchen with coffee in different kinds of cups (glass cups, crystal cups, shining ones, some plain looking, some ordinary n some expensive ones. 

When all of them had a cup in hand, the professor said:.

"If U noticed, all the nice looking & expensive cups are taken up, leavng-behind the ordinary ones. Everyone of U wanted the best CUPS, & that is the source of Ur STRESS & TENSION. What U really wanted was "coffee", not the "cup", but U still went for the best cup. 

If life is coffee,
then jobs,money ,status & love etc are the cups. 
They are just TOOLS to hold and contain life
Don't let the CUPS drive U.
Enjoy the COFFEE..



Height of overconfidence:

There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.

They wanted to free Bihar from India.

Leader 1 raised a point...,

"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"

Leader 2 had a brainwave. "No problem!

We will attack America, we will lose the war and USA will take us over...

Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!

We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."

All the Leaders were overjoyed with this solution, but an old Leader was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old Leader replied,

"That's all very well....,

"But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America?"


Papa: beta aap mere saath mandir aake kya karoge?
Aapko Prathna to aati nahi...

Phir bhi beta papa ke saath mandir gaya..

Uske papa mandir mei prathna..stuti...stavan karne lage

Tabhi unhone dekha ki unka beta bhi kuch bol raha hai.....

Bahar aake papa ne bete se pucha...aapko to prathna. ..stuti ..stavan kuch bhi nahi aata to aap mandir mei kya bol rahe the...

Beta: papa meine puri a to z 5times bola n bhagwan ko keh diya ki isme se aap apni prathna bana lena..

Bete ka jawab sunkar papa ki aankh bhar aayi..

Shabd ki prathna to humne anek bar ki hogi par prathna mei bhav hona jaruri hai...

Papa ke pass shabd ki prathna thi par bacchhe ki prathna mei bhav the...
Prabhu Intention dekhta hai Presentation nahi...



WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play 

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.